The Holy Cocoa Gold of Chocolate Chaos is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chuk Oal Atté with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.726 billion Chocolate Chaosodes hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cacao City. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Chocolate Chaosodian economy, worth 457 trillion Chocolate Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 167,709 Chocolate Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's best not to ask what goes into Cacao City Crispy Fried Tofu's secret blend of herbs and spices, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends, and nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds. Crime is totally unknown. Chocolate Chaos's national animal is the Cocoa Squid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Chocoanity.

Chocolate Chaos is ranked 4,028^th in the world and 74^th in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 16,410.9 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.